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fandomtherapy2005-11-13 12:45 pm
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REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!
Help me!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderlyand public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
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Used to have to drive down Comm Ave during Red Sox games to get to work.
My hatred of them knows no bounds.
My torment of their fans gives me warm fuzzies.
Because it was YOU PEOPLE!!@@!#!@$@$! blocking my traffic all the time.
and now they ded of name!