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I have three problems.

1. Have you ever found out you exist in an alternate reality? One where you lost your OMG PERFECT job and way of life for standing up for your nearly-executed boyfriend? It's not fun. And worse, this is probably going to make things messier with the not-nearly-or-otherwise-executed-at-all-in-this-reality boyfriend when my posting here is over. *headdesk* *headwall* *headlamp*

2. I'm not complaining at all about the four days straight of sexing up (I'm sorry, Cameron, am I rubbing it in?), but I'm afraid I might lose mobility soon. Again, that's worth it. But how do I keep someone from commenting on it before I have to shove their own foot down their throat?

3. People seem to think I'm threatening. Advice? If Little Wooden Boy could talk, he would have said I should bake cake, but there are a lot of people at this school.

Comments

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

I really do believe, though, that there is such a thing as being in love with more than one person in your life. Hell, maybe even at the same time. Right now, I've got two girlfriends and we're doing theomgdirty! excellent.


True!

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The alternate me had that. At different times, though. This time's just a little big different.

Yay for theomgdirty!

I'd pick up on this reading thing faster if you did write it. I'm just saying.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know - whatever works for you, right? Just go with the flow.

Definite yay for theomgdirty! Againagain!

For you, I could be persuaded. Reading is fundamental, after all.

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There's no such thing as too much. Well. Except that he's about to pass out and I'm tired and I'm a superior species. But yaydirty!

Thank you! Especially if there are pictures.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Fucking to the point of unconsciousness and physical exhuastion is... not sexy. Still - yaydirty!

You're so very welcome. I could persuade my girlfriends...

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It was just fine until this morning. I think there will be cuddling for a little while. Frell, do I still have my own room? But yaydirty!

Hmmmmm.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Well, if it falls off... then you'll know that it's been a bit much. Yaydirty!

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IT HAD BETTER NOT. It can't do that, can it??? That doesn't happen to my species!!! But yaydirty!

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that depends on, umm... what species he is? That doesn't usually happen to Earth guys... not that, um... not that I really know all that much about that... yaydirty!

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Well, he's human. And an... Earth guy. And you probably would have heard if that was a problem, right? It would be common knowledge? But yaydirty!

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Well... I'm pretty sure they're not detatchable. There was this one chick who, uhh... kinda cut her boyfriend's off, but - totally isolated incident. Yaydirty!

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*wide!eyes* Yaydirty!