Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

But there were no girls in skimpy underwear...

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Were you there? In leather? If so I think that counts. I'd have to check the rule book.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

My underwear is neither leather nor skimpy. Do you have any idea how much that would chafe?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Yes I do actually. But that's a different therapy session

My question is: Were you just wearing leather at the same time your pillows duked it out? Because according to the International Pillow Boxing Council, it would count.

*waves rule book*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, at the time of the alleged pillow-ripping it was still in negotiations to become my pillow.

Probably.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*checks rule book*

Did you at least nap on it once? 'Cuz I think that counts.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Never got further than fluffing it before the ripping.

There was some napping a few weeks afterwards, though.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*consults rulebook*

*sighs*

Then it truly wasn't your pillow

Woes

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*pat, pat*

There, there.