Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

It's jealous of Angela. It says I spend all my time with her talking and angsting and not enough time sleeping.

They... they don't get along. It's causing such a strain!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Oh! I think that explains it then. Hmmm, take it with you on a date?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

What? You mean wine and dine my pillow? I don't know if I could take it with me on a date with Angela. It would just get jealous.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Just try to include it in the action? Go for a picnic and both use it?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

You think that will work?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*manly comforting pat on the back*

It's worth a try. Can't get much worse.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*ponders*

I don't know. Maybe I should just get a new pillow. One that isn't so demanding.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

But how long does it take before it feels just right to you again? Breaking in a new pillow blows.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Plus there's the whole firmness/softness factor.

Picking a new pillow can be hard work. You can't just go out to a nightclub and think that the pillow you come home with is going to work out.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't. People just don't realise how much goes into it. It's a serious commitment.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Maybe my pillow and I need should go see that new therapist in town. I wonder if she does couples therapy.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It doesn't hurt to ask!