OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

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[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*gives Anakin a banthabell*

*gives Anakin booze*

My player decided I should explore my Dark Side thoroughly this month.

Problem? Me, not so much with magic spells or reversible effects.

She's SO mean.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*gets really, really drunk*

Darkshside, 's not so good. I'm mean, the costumes are kinda cool, and the theme music, and you get dental and chicks dig the bad boys and schtuff, but, but...it's bad.

*nods emphatically*
*falls over*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*steals bottle back, drinks*

... Palpatine offered M&Ms ...

Darkside come with chocolate? Darkside chocolate and theme music. I've already got the wardrobe for it...

*notices Anakin on ground*
*blinks*
*shakes him*

Do you think if I started wearing white all the time it'd really piss her off?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Palpatine offered you chocolate? He said I was his favorite.

*sulks*

She might stick you inna, dunno, a nun's costume. *looks around furtively* They're mean.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*nods* Chocolate, a red light saber... I forgot to ask for a theme song. Was holding out for that against killing Jedis.

... he did offer me Jonny Dep, though. *beams*

Nun's costume? *shudders* Shhhhhh... not so loud. She'll hear you.

I'm not thinking about Angelus and his obsession with nun-porn. Nope. Not at all.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*sulks more* Lightsabers and Johnny Depp? Man. I need to go back and renegotiate.

See if I can get out of the whole "kill all the Younglings" bit.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*nods* I told him that candy was fine for pranks, but if he wanted bloodshed, I needed something a bit more... *rubs fingers together* tangible.

... tell him you won't kill the Younglings unless your player lets you have sex.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

He'll understand that, yup.

And right now he's all vague promises. I think he's not gonna really turn the screws on me until he's got blackmail material like a knocked-up Senator. So for the moment, I'm very much not-a-Youngling killer.

Go me! *drinks more*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*pats him on the back and steals the bottle*

Go you!

Think we could get him into the leather bustier and skirt? You need blackmail material of your own.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

We could, but then my brain would explode and me being alive is very important to me.

*looks confused*

That made sense in my head.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*nods sagely and almost tips over*

You're being alive is very important to me too.