OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, not everyone can carry off a leather mini and bustier the way you did. It was pretty impressive.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*looks hopeful*

Really?

If Mace Windu ever gets copies of these photos it won't be safe fro me to go back to the Temple, well, ever.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't lie to you about something so important Annie, Anakin. You've got legs most girls would kill for (well, except for the hairy part, but that can be fixed).

You don't have anything to hold over this Windu guy? What about the chosen one, savior of the world thing? Can you use that as leverage?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You were a hot chick, dude.

Everyones loves you anyway, Annie Anakin!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'm not shaving my legs, OMFG.

I've tried with the whole Chosen One thing but he seems strangely immune to my charm. If I had a credit for every time I heard, "Bitch, I know you ain't tryin' to play me" from him, I could own my own planet.

*pouts*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Yay?

I'm glad to hear that. I guess that means I don't have to hide behind trees and bushes on my way to and from classes any more, huh?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Have you considered Nair? It's stinky, but there's no chance of cutting yourself.

Immune to your charm? Huh. Maybe you should just send all your excess gremlins to him, COD.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Hm. Maybe for Vegas. NO! No, I mean.

And I like the way your mind works. See how he likes wandering around in swim trunks thinking he's the Princess of the Cheese People.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*gives Anakin a banthabell*

*gives Anakin booze*

My player decided I should explore my Dark Side thoroughly this month.

Problem? Me, not so much with magic spells or reversible effects.

She's SO mean.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Like everyone else, compliments on the legs.

Yeah, I think you'll be safe. Faith or Jaye or someone else might giggle at you but use that nifty Force thing on them. Or threaten to take about the banthabell.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You can always say you're on the swim team and using it to decrease your resistance to friction. Or something.

If you talk to Marty, I'm sure you could get a cricket bat. The Jedi would enjoy a good game of Gremlin baseball, right?

[ooc: And now I want to see the scene where Mace Windu opens his box o' gremlins...]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*gets really, really drunk*

Darkshside, 's not so good. I'm mean, the costumes are kinda cool, and the theme music, and you get dental and chicks dig the bad boys and schtuff, but, but...it's bad.

*nods emphatically*
*falls over*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm kinda glad I was stuck in my room the whole of yesterday.

My player on the other hand was cackling a whole lot.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

It's all the jumping from lightsaber workouts. Really tone the calf muscles.

*nods* Good advice. I'll give 'em a day to get over it, then Force-whammy 'em if they ever bring it up again.

Glad I'm the only Anakin in school. I'd hate to be "Anakin-who-be-dressin'-like-a-wench" on the radio.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

True.

I think the Jedi would be all over gremlin baseball.

[OOC: *is in no way writing it. Nope. Beats off plot bunnies*]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there will be pictures. Possibly in a choice of sizes.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*ponders if that's a good or a bad thing*

Did you shave?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*steals bottle back, drinks*

... Palpatine offered M&Ms ...

Darkside come with chocolate? Darkside chocolate and theme music. I've already got the wardrobe for it...

*notices Anakin on ground*
*blinks*
*shakes him*

Do you think if I started wearing white all the time it'd really piss her off?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Legs? No. Chest? *looks down* Never really had the chest hair thing going on.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Palpatine offered you chocolate? He said I was his favorite.

*sulks*

She might stick you inna, dunno, a nun's costume. *looks around furtively* They're mean.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Ah. Damn. *sighs* Too bad.

*looks down too* Yeah, I'm down with that.

[demonbelthazor]

*bats eyes innocently*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time. NO! No next time!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*doesn't believe you do anything innocently*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You never know with those gremlins, though. Or is something is going to happen that cuts off your robes and turns them mini...