OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, not everyone can carry off a leather mini and bustier the way you did. It was pretty impressive.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*looks hopeful*

Really?

If Mace Windu ever gets copies of these photos it won't be safe fro me to go back to the Temple, well, ever.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't lie to you about something so important Annie, Anakin. You've got legs most girls would kill for (well, except for the hairy part, but that can be fixed).

You don't have anything to hold over this Windu guy? What about the chosen one, savior of the world thing? Can you use that as leverage?

[swerval_zero]

*hides camera phone*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You were a hot chick, dude.

Everyones loves you anyway, Annie Anakin!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Yay?

I'm glad to hear that. I guess that means I don't have to hide behind trees and bushes on my way to and from classes any more, huh?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Like everyone else, compliments on the legs.

Yeah, I think you'll be safe. Faith or Jaye or someone else might giggle at you but use that nifty Force thing on them. Or threaten to take about the banthabell.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*gives Anakin a banthabell*

*gives Anakin booze*

My player decided I should explore my Dark Side thoroughly this month.

Problem? Me, not so much with magic spells or reversible effects.

She's SO mean.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*gets really, really drunk*

Darkshside, 's not so good. I'm mean, the costumes are kinda cool, and the theme music, and you get dental and chicks dig the bad boys and schtuff, but, but...it's bad.

*nods emphatically*
*falls over*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*steals bottle back, drinks*

... Palpatine offered M&Ms ...

Darkside come with chocolate? Darkside chocolate and theme music. I've already got the wardrobe for it...

*notices Anakin on ground*
*blinks*
*shakes him*

Do you think if I started wearing white all the time it'd really piss her off?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm kinda glad I was stuck in my room the whole of yesterday.

My player on the other hand was cackling a whole lot.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there will be pictures. Possibly in a choice of sizes.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*ponders if that's a good or a bad thing*

Did you shave?

[demonbelthazor]

*bats eyes innocently*

Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[master2-whiners.livejournal.com]

Anakin --
I don't suppose you have any idea - since you're such an excellent Padawan who never, ever gets me called onto the carpet in front of the Council - why I was pulled out of teaching today by a very irate Shaak Ti? I should mention that the class she pulled me away from was the brand-new Youngling musical culture sessions Master Yoda were such an inspired idea.

But she said something about a box delivered to Master Windu early today? There was something rather slimy all over her head tails, and she was rather upset about that.

Any time you're interested in explaining....

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Master,

I'm sure I have absolutely no idea what you'd be talking about. But should anyone go racing through the halls declaring themselves to be Princess of the Cheese People or King of the Wookiees or, I don't know, Jedi Master Fifi, it might be best to take them to a quiet corner.

It'll wear off in about three hours.

Hypothetically.

--Anakin.

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[master2-whiners.livejournal.com]

Anakin -

Apparently the little creatures in the box came with a small wooden bat. They're very aerodynamic, did you know that?

We've managed to catch and sedate the two younger padawans who were hit with - and then bitten by - the creatures he was batting around, but I'm afraid Master Windu is still loose in the Temple. He either thinks he's Nomi Sunrider come again, or a Twi'lek dancing girl. We're not really sure. Either way, finding him and leading him to a quiet corner is rather more easily said than done.

Have I mentioned that Master Yoda expects a recital from my Youngling class? Including with banthabells.

No amount of sex is worth this.

-- Obi-Wan

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

*plays banthabell*
*mockingly*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*so much WOE*
*wants it back OMG*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

As someone whose Mun forced him to dress up like Principal Connor I give you full and honest sympathy.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I got jewerly out of the deal, too. Mystique rocks. Not sure it really works with the whole Jedi ensemble, though.

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Life is short. Cross-dress hard.

The mun enjoyed the spectacle, even if I never got to see the singing at Caritas. *glares at mun*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Life is short. Cross-dress never, ever, ever again. *glares at mun* *waves angry imaginary fist at her*

[fates_jaye]

It wasn't that bad. You have nice legs.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Lightsaber practice does good things for the calves, I've heard.

Not that I'm planning on wearing anything that'll show them off. You know, again.

Ever.

Ever. ever. ever.