OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

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Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Master,

Terribly sorry to hear that. Maybe distract him with something shiny? I heard that's equally effective against both Jedi and dancing girls. Perhaps some glitter?

Oh, there's not much to tell, given that I have no idea what kind of creatures you would possibly be encountering. *innocent eyes*

I don't think a speech would be necessary. At all, really. You're going to give them sugar and then set them on me, aren't you, Master? You're a cruel, cruel being.

True. But I taught you the fine art of eyeliner application...

--Anakin.

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[master2-whiners.livejournal.com]

Anakin --

We discovered that your recording of "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" has strangely mesmerizing properties. Piped it throughout the Temple for a few hours until Master Windu could be coaxed out of the ductwork. He's recovering nicely now in the medlab.

Fortunately, during the broadcast, Master Yoda grew so sick of hearing banthabells that he's disbanded the Youngling choir and there will be no recital. However, now that you mention it, I think you will be chaperoning the next few Youngling field trips, once you get home. Remind me to thank whoever sent me that recording. *smugs*

Yes, and you love me in it.

--Obi-Wan

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Master--

Sithspit. I'm very glad that it could be of assistance for you. Please pass along my best wishes for a speedy recover to Master Windu. Unless he's in one of his moods--then it's probably better that he be not reminded of my existence at all.

I look forward to getting to spend more time with the Younglings. Perhaps we can go down to the freighter docks to play the game "What Planet are You On Now?" I remember you trying to teach me that one before we left for Naboo all those years ago. I'm assuming it's a traditional Padawan teaching technique...

Mmm. Eyeliner. But I can rock a tiny towel, and don't you forget it.

--Anakin.

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[master2-whiners.livejournal.com]

Not bloody likely. Didn't somebody promise to get me surveillance video feed? For, er, diagnostic purposes. *checks intergalactic mailbox*

Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I was saving them for Christmas, my Master.