I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I like to have things to aspire to. Like showering

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

You challenge yourself, that's a noble sentiment. Or just standing pinned to the shower stall wall with your wrists held above your head.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It's how I rise to the occasion. When do we skip to the part where I can use toys on you?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're a role model to the JAs. We do keep having this discussion about pretty mouths yapping instead of...insert your lewd object of choice here.