I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hey, I loved my dad.

He tasted just like chicken.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

*Thunk*

Dayum...my brain found a whole new level of the gutter for that one.

[mycanonhatesme]

My mother's in a mental institution. My misery beats yours I think, omg my Wesley knowledge sucks.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Wesley's daddy used to lock him in the closet when he was bad, despite Wesley's debilitating claustrophobia.

He still trumps you!

[swerval_zero]

My brother ran away to work in marketing.

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, God! *hugs Zero* That's horrible!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

My dad's a great guy. He hooked me up with my Uncle.

...who wants me to hook.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

My parents were both killed in front of me during a freak meteor shower when I was a little girl. Such emo!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...my daddy is absent? And a jerk who tries to wreck my mommy's marriage and stuff?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

He sucks. We smite him!

*smites*

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

My Dad is in prison for trying to murder a bunch of 15 year old kids. And he's mean, overbearing and is never pleased with what I do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

And he's mean, overbearing and is never pleased with what I do.

Dude! That's my Dad, too! Do you think we're brothers?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Least you got a Daddy. Mine was a who-knows-what from who-knows-where. off-world spacer most likely.

I have no parental issues. Ma's dead.

but I do have a thing for pretty guys in tweed who are having issues

[janet_fraiser]

*ignores your daddy issues and dangles library card*

*starts humming the tune for 'The Creation of Man' from The Scarlet Pimpernel*

*demands that you costume for it*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*sneers at your taste in musical entertainment*

*starts belting out "My Time Of Day" from Guys and Dolls*

*and is totally wearing the suit. Because he looks very good in suits.*

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

My Dad is not only a complete bastard... he spent half of his scenes in season 3 having sexual chemistry with me.

Beat that!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Can't Sydney give you a run for your money in that one?

[fh_jackass]

My dad beat me my whole life, had sex with my girlfriend, killed her, then tried to kill my other girlfriend when she found out.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Don't forget his deliberately driving your mother to suicide.

[sensethevisions]

My dad ran off on me and my sisters when he found out what we were.

He only plans to come back to try and steal our powers.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

My dad didn't come to Parent's Day! And he wants me to be a corporate raider when I grow up! And he might possibly have killed my mom!

HA! Beat that!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Oh, puhlease. Half of our dads killed our moms. It's a thing. Angel killed his *own* mom, and do you hear him whining? No.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

My dad's a 400-year old bastard who murdered thousands of people to create the Philosopher's Stone and body-jumps so he doesn't die.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You made that up! ... right?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My Dad didn't even know my name half the time! And didn't realize that I ran away. And forgot to tell the King that I was born. Or, you know, even acknowledge that I was ever alive.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I love my dad - he's the best.

My mom, on the other hand, stole my college money twice, ran out on me & my dad when things got tough, cheated on my dad, and is an alcoholic.

And Logan's dad tried to kill me - so I really think he wins.

[can_be_more]

I don't actually know this, because I didn't know my parents, but my scary earless mother killed my father because they had me. I mean, she was ordered to do it, and I don't know if that makes it better or worse...

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

But you have a granddaughter! ::gives Death a nice curry::

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was taken over by an evil alien and forced to (probably) kill both *my* parents and my whole little village and I had to watch and I didn't even get to enjoy it like Angelus did! Hah!

[c-sandiego.livejournal.com]

I'm meant to be an orphan, but there's this rich old man who might be my father. Only he hated me because I'm a 'criminal', and his daughter wouldn't be.

So I gave up crime for him.

Then some evil ex-ACME agent kidnaps him, and forces me back into my life of crime in order to save my possible-father. Who then falls off a roof and gets amnesia. He now doesn't remember me.

And I'll never know if he's my father or not because that was the last episode.