I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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[swerval_zero]

My brother ran away to work in marketing.

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, God! *hugs Zero* That's horrible!

[swerval_zero]

It's okay, though! My parents got kidnapped by skinheads working for a record exec, so my other brother and my sister and I went to get him and we stole him in a Persian rug and forcibly dyed his hair green!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

See, this family confronts their issues, and *deals*. That's just really wonderful.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Healthy relationships. That's what it's all about.

Arguably Logan Echolls's father dealt with all his issues.