I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fuck the Red Shoes. I wanted to be a Rockette!

*high-kick*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

"Tits... and assssss..."

*looks you head to toe. Not really an issue in this case, is it? blushes*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Factory originals, babe! Got that right.

*shimmies*

*shoots things*

I could've been a bounty hunter, but no, I have to be a multinational CEO.... I wish my dad weren't so uptight, damnit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Lovely... all she is is lovely... loveliness is all that she can doooooo...