I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

My dad's a 400-year old bastard who murdered thousands of people to create the Philosopher's Stone and body-jumps so he doesn't die.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You made that up! ... right?

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*snorts* I wish.