I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*holds it gingerly by one corner to avoid bloodstains*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Bloodstains? Isn't that your neck?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Please. I never let Angel get that far.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Cordelia told things a little differently.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Who are you going to trust, me or some ascended possessed evil-god-thing?

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

She told me before she was ascended, possessed or an evil god.