I am so oppressed

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Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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No, but my multi-national evil corporation can always use another law firm to help us out. Some of our minions are stupider than others. They have to be *out* of jail before we can kill them for that.

Think coyote. On the other hand? Severe sugar addiction. Thrill addiction. Smugness addiction. Offer him candy, a roller coaster, and a chance to save a life, and he should be easy to grab.