I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Not Dead Yet. (Furthermore, I'm signing that contract in my future; it's in your past.)

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Can you dance and sing?

Will you even sign it, or will Angel sign for everybody? It makes a difference, you know. (Stupid quantum issues. Completely mess up the verb tenses.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Well, you're the lawyer. I recall committing to Angel orally.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you've got yourself a lovely loophole there, buddy boy. Let him try and prove it in court.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Mmm-hmm. And whose side do you plan to take? I think we've already established that.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

It's in the job description. See damnation, eternal.