I am so oppressed

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Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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I'm meant to be an orphan, but there's this rich old man who might be my father. Only he hated me because I'm a 'criminal', and his daughter wouldn't be.

So I gave up crime for him.

Then some evil ex-ACME agent kidnaps him, and forces me back into my life of crime in order to save my possible-father. Who then falls off a roof and gets amnesia. He now doesn't remember me.

And I'll never know if he's my father or not because that was the last episode.