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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You heard it here first, folks.

Everything is Officially Rory Gilmore's fault.

Dinosaurs extinct? Rory's fault.

Dropped your books in the hallway? Rory's fault.

Even if you've never met her, she's guilty of causing your problems.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*IS WOEFUL AND GUILTY*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

So, she's responsible for the evil "Cranberry" Cylon Sauce, right?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

It's your fault that you're crying, you know.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Yes. That was me. Explain the situation to me, and I will tell you how it's my fault.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. Everything is my fault.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You mean it's her fault Xena killed my family?

Here Rory, Rory, Rory...

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cranberry Sauce is Cylons, d'uh. EEEEEVIL.

They're plotting to take over the world by infiltrating your stupid Thirteenth Colony Holidays.

Like, by being digested.

Or something.

Yeah.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how. But I'm sure it was.

*runs away and hides*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's my fault for not teaching you to make non-evil cranberry sauce.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...it was from a can.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's your fault that we're having this disastrous botched attempt at a Thanksgiving dinner at ALL, because OMG YOU LEFT US TO FEND FOR OURSELVES.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*chases*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You didn't warn her family! Shame on you!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I WASN'T ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*hides behind someone who will save me?*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You should have made it front scratch. I should've warned you.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Thanks to you, NEITHER ARE THEY!!!!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*points at Anders' comment*

WHAT HE SAID, OMG.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

This looks like a job for The Tick!

*stands there for Rory to hide behind*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*uses mad ladder-fighting skillz to jump over Tick*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'm a TERRIBLE cook. You would have been worse off with me there!

But...I should have invited you to the diner with me and my parents and Lockheed and Logan.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*WEEPS PITIFULLY FOR CAL'S FAMILY*

*flails her stake?*

[brambless.livejournal.com]

It's your fault Shane and I are together!

WHEEEEEEEE!

*loves on Rory and brings many many many gifts*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*raises arm to catch Callisto*

*also? has long arms omg*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*beams at being mentioned before Rory's boyfriend*