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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You heard it here first, folks.

Everything is Officially Rory Gilmore's fault.

Dinosaurs extinct? Rory's fault.

Dropped your books in the hallway? Rory's fault.

Even if you've never met her, she's guilty of causing your problems.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*IS WOEFUL AND GUILTY*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

It's your fault that you're crying, you know.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. Everything is my fault.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

So, she's responsible for the evil "Cranberry" Cylon Sauce, right?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Yes. That was me. Explain the situation to me, and I will tell you how it's my fault.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cranberry Sauce is Cylons, d'uh. EEEEEVIL.

They're plotting to take over the world by infiltrating your stupid Thirteenth Colony Holidays.

Like, by being digested.

Or something.

Yeah.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You mean it's her fault Xena killed my family?

Here Rory, Rory, Rory...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how. But I'm sure it was.

*runs away and hides*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*chases*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You didn't warn her family! Shame on you!

[brambless.livejournal.com]

It's your fault Shane and I are together!

WHEEEEEEEE!

*loves on Rory and brings many many many gifts*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flashes back to clinic discussion and boggles again at Tara and Shanes...togetherness*

Yay! Love and presents!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Giraffes!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Indeed, Giraffes!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*raises dagger as a sign of solidarity*

Giraffes!

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

So it's your fault that my family life is so messed up, is it?

*puts Rory at the top of list and whips out dagger*

Now I shall have my revenge for real!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMG NO I AM WAY TOO PRETTY AND SMART AND I HAVE THE GOOD COFFEE?

[can_be_more]

It's your fault my boyfriend and I have angst!

It's your fault Maggie Simpson can't talk!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Loves on you for the Simpsons' reference*

[can_be_more]

*feels loved on, omg!*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...it really is partly my fault, there.

MAGIIIIIIIEEEEEE! SHE TALKED ONCE!

[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

Hm... It's all Rory's fault that my only living relative is the batshit insane cross-dressing skeletal anthropomorphic personification of DEATH?

I like it.

[can_be_more]

*snerk*