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You heard it here first, folks.

Everything is Officially Rory Gilmore's fault.

Dinosaurs extinct? Rory's fault.

Dropped your books in the hallway? Rory's fault.

Even if you've never met her, she's guilty of causing your problems.

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Yes. That was me. Explain the situation to me, and I will tell you how it's my fault.

Cranberry Sauce is Cylons, d'uh. EEEEEVIL.

They're plotting to take over the world by infiltrating your stupid Thirteenth Colony Holidays.

Like, by being digested.

Or something.

Yeah.

Clearly it's my fault for not teaching you to make non-evil cranberry sauce.

...it was from a can.

You should have made it front scratch. I should've warned you.

*points at Anders' comment*

WHAT HE SAID, OMG.

Clearly it's your fault that we're having this disastrous botched attempt at a Thanksgiving dinner at ALL, because OMG YOU LEFT US TO FEND FOR OURSELVES.

I'm a TERRIBLE cook. You would have been worse off with me there!

But...I should have invited you to the diner with me and my parents and Lockheed and Logan.

*beams at being mentioned before Rory's boyfriend*

I WENT ALPHABETICALLY OMG.

/"Parents" starts with a "P."/

I know, I mean "people other than parents" went alphabetically!

/Suuuuure. That's what we'll tell Logan. Rory likes me bet-ter!/

Okay, we are going into some WEIRD territory, here. Because I do adore you Lockheed, really I do. But there are some things that I do with Logan that I simply cannot do with you.

So...no. Just...no.

/Not like that. I'm not into humans like that. But still, you like me better./ *beams*

Thank you. That's...gratifying to know.

And I like you both very much in entirely different ways.

/And my ways involve being a wee purple dragon. Who can beat being a wee purple dragon?

Other than your ~~annoying~~ cute little dog, that is./

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auroryborealis.livejournal.com - 2005-11-25 08:26 (UTC) - Expand

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bugofjustice.livejournal.com - 2005-11-25 15:46 (UTC) - Expand

*so does not link to that scary scary drawing on Fonts of Wisdom*

/I assure you that I neither want to know, nor will I acknowledge that you ever said that much./

YOU DIDN'T INVITE BRIDGE EITHER. IF HE EXCEEDS HIS EMO QUOTA FOR THE YEAR IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT TOO.

I WOULD'VE IF ~~WE HAD WRAPPED THE THREAD UP LAST NIGHT~~ HE HAD MENTIONED IT!! I HEART BRIDGE AND YOU KNOW IT.

OMG YOU HEART BRIDGE? WHEN LOGAN FINDS OUT ABOUT THAT AND GETS ALL UPSET IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT TOO.

PLATONICALLY OMG PLATONICALLY. I HEART LOGAN AND HE KNOWS IT AND I TOLD HIM AND HE DIDN'T SAY IT BACK AND THAT'S MY FAULT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

FINE THEN, BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR FAULT THAT BRIDGE WILL END UP BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.

OMG I'M SO, SO SORRY FOR THAT. BECAUSE, OMG, WORST. EVER.

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