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Oct. 30th, 2005
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I need to be therapized!
Oct. 30th, 2005 02:15 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
lisacuddy.livejournal.comZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?
Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?
OH WOEZ!
I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?
OH WOEZ!
I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
I need to be therapized!
Oct. 30th, 2005 02:15 pmlisacuddy.livejournal.comZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?
Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?
OH WOEZ!
I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?
OH WOEZ!
I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!
Oct. 30th, 2005 03:22 pmbugofjustice.livejournal.comI... I keep killing people. I don't mean to! Earlier I fought evil ducks! People died. I wore a Michael Jackson costume. People died. I teach! People died. I sneak into people's rooms when they're doing Things and other people in the room died, and nobody stopped doing Things!
I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*
I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*
I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!
Oct. 30th, 2005 03:22 pmbugofjustice.livejournal.comI... I keep killing people. I don't mean to! Earlier I fought evil ducks! People died. I wore a Michael Jackson costume. People died. I teach! People died. I sneak into people's rooms when they're doing Things and other people in the room died, and nobody stopped doing Things!
I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*
I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*