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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

My Mun has taken her love of redheads and Weasleys to a whole new, horrifying level. Look what she did to my face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm all frecklefied! MALFOYS DON'T HAVE FRECKLES! They are pale, blonde and flawless goddammit! God, I even feel poor in this body. But I had no idea Weasley was so well hung. *shudders* Why couldn't she change me into one of the twins?

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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought being a ferret was bad but this is way worse. At least as a ferret I could climb trees and scurry about. Though being thrown down other peoples pants isn't fun. Thankfully Goyle got his hands down there right quick to get me out.

And ZOMG the fear of turning into a ferret is why I stay far, far away from Ten

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*cackles like a cackling thing*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

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