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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

My Mun has taken her love of redheads and Weasleys to a whole new, horrifying level. Look what she did to my face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm all frecklefied! MALFOYS DON'T HAVE FRECKLES! They are pale, blonde and flawless goddammit! God, I even feel poor in this body. But I had no idea Weasley was so well hung. *shudders* Why couldn't she change me into one of the twins?

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*so very very very dead of laugh* Oh, RONALD.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*pouts* Not funny. I will not answer anything resembling the name Ronald Bilius Weasley. Because I am Draco I-haven't-thought-of-a-middle-name Malfoy. And I am beautiful.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Don't pout, dearest ickle ronnikins!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...

At least she didn't turn you into a ferret?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought being a ferret was bad but this is way worse. At least as a ferret I could climb trees and scurry about. Though being thrown down other peoples pants isn't fun. Thankfully Goyle got his hands down there right quick to get me out.

And ZOMG the fear of turning into a ferret is why I stay far, far away from Ten

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*cackles like a cackling thing*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[zap]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Why couldn't she have turned you into one of the twins indeed? (the one with the good hair ideally) it would have been so much nicer for us to look at!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have a matchmaking toaster (http://www.livejournal.com/users/whitedeathpod/28485.html?thread=1967173#t1967173) after you...

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the toaster means well, Callisto.

[writes another item on "list of things that FH made me say"]

[talkytoaster.livejournal.com]

Talkytoaster thinks Sam Carter should read his missives as well...

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

I happen to find that toaster very sexy.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You do know that the toaster seems to identify as male, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Hey baby, I'll take what I can get. The toaster looks pretty effeminate to me anyways. And Servo goes around dressed up like a woman all the time anyways so I'm used to the strange and unusual.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

So long as you're both happy then.

[can_be_more]

The toaster's a whore, you realize.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Actually it now seems to have moved on to pimping and I think it likes to watch.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

/You think that's bad? At least people understand you./

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Aw, but you're so cute and adorable! And people scratch behind your ears and rub your belly. Nobody does that to a Weasley.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

/Yeah, but imagine how violated I get to feel when I'm back to my usual shape.

*licks your nose for good measure*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?