http://pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-30 11:00 am

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My Mun has taken her love of redheads and Weasleys to a whole new, horrifying level. Look what she did to my face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm all frecklefied! MALFOYS DON'T HAVE FRECKLES! They are pale, blonde and flawless goddammit! God, I even feel poor in this body. But I had no idea Weasley was so well hung. *shudders* Why couldn't she change me into one of the twins?

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*so very very very dead of laugh* Oh, RONALD.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...

At least she didn't turn you into a ferret?

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Why couldn't she have turned you into one of the twins indeed? (the one with the good hair ideally) it would have been so much nicer for us to look at!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you don't have a matchmaking toaster (http://www.livejournal.com/users/whitedeathpod/28485.html?thread=1967173#t1967173) after you...

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
/You think that's bad? At least people understand you./

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Giraffes?