(no subject)

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

My Mun has taken her love of redheads and Weasleys to a whole new, horrifying level. Look what she did to my face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm all frecklefied! MALFOYS DON'T HAVE FRECKLES! They are pale, blonde and flawless goddammit! God, I even feel poor in this body. But I had no idea Weasley was so well hung. *shudders* Why couldn't she change me into one of the twins?

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the toaster means well, Callisto.

[writes another item on "list of things that FH made me say"]

[talkytoaster.livejournal.com]

Talkytoaster thinks Sam Carter should read his missives as well...