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Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

No, the creatures are singing. Kind of like in Snow White.

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Okay. What's a Snow White?

And I know people turn into animals here, but they talk, too?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I think it's mostly just inside Fandom. Although, Alanna's cat talks, so I could be wrong.

Snow White is a fairy tale, about some princess in the woods who all the little animals loved, so they'd come and sing to her. She was kind of a dink.

The Chipmunks are a cartoon, and I think they're related to those forest animals. And they've been mainlining helium for forty years.

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The animals definitely need better things to do. Maybe they could be somehow constructive to society instead of singing to dink princesses.

We eat cartoon animals on Cripsmass, then?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sure, if we can catch them. Just not Rudolph. He's bringing the presents.

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Rudolph brings presents? Is he the Santa Claus person?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

He works for Santa. He's the lead reindeer. With a nose that glows in the dark.