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Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!

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Oh, so, it's one of those In Vitro thingies? Like, Artificial Insegimination?

No, this happened before that was invented. Just, poof, baby. No sex.

Well, okay, poof, nine months, then baby.

I don't know if there was sex after that or not.

A baby was made by "poof"?

I swear, this is weirder than the Naked Puritan People.

Naked Puritan People?

The ones at the first Thanksgivaling.

Not to be confused with the Naked Crichton People, who skip around tables.

*nod*

...

He skipped? Naked?

A divine messenger from God came down and said to Mary that she was going to have a baby, and that it was the son of God, Ms Cally. No poof.

...

That can't really happen, right?

[shrugs] Dunno. But she was a virgin and a really good person, so it was a reward from God. Or so he said, I'm not so sure.

I'll bet Mary had something else to say about it.

And how do you know there wasn't a *poof*? There could have been a *poof*.

How do you know I wasn't there? [smirk]

*rude noise*

If you were there, then it wasn't all that immaculate, was it?

I wasn't there LIKE THAT.

OMG, you impersonated an angel! That's so wrong! And so awesome!

Erm... which god? *scratches her head, confused-like*

Earth has these religions that are monotheistic--means they only believe in one god. His name is God, or Allah.

Unless you're Catholic, in which case he's three-in-one, Father, Son (whose birthday this is) and Holy Spirit. Who should be a girl, but who would want that job?

Do the others have holidays for their birthdays?

Zomg, they're all cylons! *flail*

Weird.

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