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[can_be_more]

Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!

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[can_be_more]

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*boggles*

Humans are weird.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*thinks about it*

Yeah.

Why no sex would be so much cleaner, I'm not clear on. Something about Original Sin.

Wait. Maybe that was Mary?

[can_be_more]

My head hurts. You people have too many holidays. Or too much time on your hands, maybe.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Or too many slaves to the Marketing Franchise and the Merchandising Sector. IT's all about the present-buying, really.

Get used to the songs, they'll keep going until you want to commit homicide.

[can_be_more]

Now people keep bringing up songs. They'e replaced the sheep. I'm not singing.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Just lip-sync, no one will know you're not.

But avoid the supermarkets, you'll get stuck with "Holly Jolly Christmas" or "I'll Be Home for Christmas" (most. depressing. emo. song. ever) in your head.

[can_be_more]

I will buy earplugs.

But to do that, I must go to the supermarket.

Damn.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

IT's a conundrum. Maybe you should ask for ear plugs for next Christmas.

[can_be_more]

Maybe that one Stinkerclauss guy Cameron was ranting about will bring me some this week.