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Aeryn Sun ([personal profile] can_be_more) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-12-01 05:30 pm
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Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-12-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
So the sheep and chipmunks are sacrifices to the Goddess/Mother Earth thing? That would make sense, I guess.

And the portly man in the stupid suit is a cola salesman. Okay. Got it.
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-12-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much, yeah. 'Cept we don't really do the sacrifices so much.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not any more. Unless you count the Christmas trees.

[identity profile] brambless.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
The chipmunks are totally new to me, but the sheep... okay, I got nothing there.

The 'portly man' is Santa Claus, or Father Christmas, depending on where you live, and he's not just a cola salesman - he's like, an overnight express delivery service for presents all over the world. But just once a year. He used to make the presents himself, but now he just distributes stuff from commercial toymakers. Kind of like the free samples you get in the mail, only wrapped up with pretty bows. And he breaks into your house to leave them there, which frankly has always creeped me out.
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-12-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
He breaks into homes?! To leave things?

PROFESSOR TICK, I HAVE A TOPIC FOR YOU!
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