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[can_be_more]

Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!

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[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*Frowns* I know of him... I was raised Jewish so yeah we don't do the whole Santa thing but there is this really cool cartoon called "Yes Virginia There's a Santa Claus" that I saw once on the t.v. and they said that there is a Santa Claus so... Yeah I guess there is one but he does not come to Jewish houses. I think maybe the big honkin' menorah keeps him at bay.

[can_be_more]

Then you don't get strangers coming into your homes, at least!

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Shakes her head "No indeed, old man dressed in all red carrying a bag into my house in the middle of the night... I think Diana would shoot him before he even got a single 'Ho' out and most certainly before he got out that he was Santa Claus."

[romanywitch]

Hah! You leave an empty chair for Elijah at Passover!

So don't tell me you don't get strangers coming into your homes.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*Laughing* "By the time we open the door for the Prophet we're all very much on the way to being very drunk due to the excessive wine drinking during our meal. I think by the end of the Passover meal Santa could actually come in and we'd give him the place of honor at the head of the table" *laughs again* "But then we're expecting the Prophet, Santa in our house would be a bit of an uproar...maybe the Jews can get together and invent a Hanukkah Fairy/Elf or something. To request gifts from for the holiday you know? Get pictures with at the mall, get a gelt or two instead of a candy cane."