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[can_be_more]

Explain this holiday to me now, please. You know the one. The one with snow and trees and overweight men in bad suits with worse facial hair. I'm new! I don't know these things!

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[can_be_more]

You, either, huh? How do you know all of this?

Oh, okay. So Santa Cola is a corporate pusher.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I like humans, even though I act like a jerkwad about them on occasion. I've spent a LOT of time on Earth throughout time.

And...er...these days, yeah.