Tea Party

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith is sitting in a chair, a tea cup and a saucer in front of her. Drusilla is sitting directly to her right, sipping a cup of tea, and glaring at Miss Edith for not passing the biscuits to her. "Naughty girl!" There are two more empty spots on the table, each with an empty plate and tea cup set there.

Therapy? Who needs therapy? We're having a tea party instead.



ETA: Some of the threads are getting a little dark here, folks. Fair warning.

Comments

[fh_jackass]

How about we shake things up a bit? This time I'll give you bruises.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Sure, kid. If you think you can.

[fh_jackass]

...

One of these days I'm gonna surprise you.

How about I practice on Spike?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Now, now, you know the rules:

1) Say please
2) Only if I can watch.

[fh_jackass]

*sigh* Please, Angelus, may I make Spike my bitch?

And of course you can watch.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That's my boy!

Just for that tonight I might let you kill.

[demonbelthazor]

Can I watch, too?

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*scowls*

If you want to see me beat the crap out of the whelp, you're welcome to join in.

[demonbelthazor]

Something tells me you wouldn't need the help. My money's on you.

[crazyvampchick]

I'll bring party favors!

[crazyvampchick]

Isn't everyone going to be watching that? Spike is very fun to play with.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

He sure does scream nice.

[crazyvampchick]

*sways from side to side* Such pretty music. Do you think he'll sing to me if I ask him to, Daddy?

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

Be hard to sing without any bleedin' vocal cords now will it?

[crazyvampchick]

That kind of music is pretty too, my sweet Spike. Don't you think?

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

What? The puppy dog has teeth now? Can't you keep a grip on yourself? Soul. No Soul. Soul. I'd think you'd learn to take better care of yourself peaches.

[soldtoarmenians]

You... could let me watch that. From a safe distance.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

You aren't in my league babyface.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Awww. I don't know how many times I have to tell you kids but I swear it's true: Just because there's a new member of the family doesn't mean that Daddy's feelings are any different. My utter antipathy about whether you live or die hasn't changed in the slightest.

[crazyvampchick]

Shush, Daddy. Or don't you want to see them play? Mmm, fists and fangs and all kinds of pretty hurting.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

True. Plus it's about time Logan learned how to use tools.

C'mon. Sit with me while we watch the boys play.

[crazyvampchick]

Such a play they'll put on for us! Did you bring roses to whip them with after?

*sits very, very close to Angelus*