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We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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My mother is a bitch.

And this is news?

She killed my dad when I was three and dragged me to the Underworld and made me feel worthless growing up because I wasn't a full demon and I was such a disappointment to her and she hated me and was ashamed of me and yes I have issues, thankyouverymuch.

Wow. Sounds like my biological father. Who is now dead. I think having issues is a requirment for here. Also, the ability to brood and Emo.

Issues? Brooding? Emo? I can do that.

My dad was killed by my mom.
My mom hated me and passed me off to my foster dad.
My foster dad trained me to be a killer, then passed me off to Angelus.
And now Angelus is gone.

I'm an orphan.

At least you don't have to disguise yourself as a girl. For at least seven years. ~~Mun mind does not go somewhere weird and distirbuing, oh no.~~ And at least someone noticed you were born.

This is true. The Source thinks I'm special.

Then again, the Source is going to burninate my ass because I haven't killed my girlfriend.

Or maybe just possess me. I'm not sure which.

...And I thought my life was weird. And my granddaughter is half-crow. Somehow, I don't think I was too good of a mom.

*pats*

I'm sure if you asked nicely enough Angel would be your Daddy.

*sniffle*

You think?

Technically, I still belong to him. Technically.

~~Drags mind out of gutter.~~

*drags it back*

*mun goes to collapse in bed and probably have more Bel/Angel dreams*

will be thinking of Bel/Angel during her econ final tomorrow now

can't decided if that's a good or bad thing

~~Just add Logan for even more fun~~

~~...I hate you. Especially since my econ teacher already makes everything about sex.~~

*offers tissue*

Yes.

Well, once you two manage to come to some sort of comprimise over that whole "to desoul or not to desoul" thing, at least.

But...but...without a soul he would look at me in that special way that made me all tingly.

Now he just wants to kill me.

~~He's repressing his passions?~~

~~You really want him to be your Mommy, not your Daddy. Don't you.~~

This is why you can't cope with strong women!

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