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We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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My mother is a bitch.

My mother's dead ~~and my worst enemy's gonna recruit her to guilt trip me~~. Thanks for asking.

I've got Mommy issues, too!

I have many, many issues.

Don't tell anyone, okay? I've been trying to keep it hidden.

Yeah, well so is mine. And my adopted mother is going to fall in love with my to be adopted father. And then her biological son and I are going to get married and give everyone in fandom a headache.

But my Mummy is dead and my Daddy become an even bigger jerk than he was.

And this is news?

It's therapy, let it out.

I'm also going to accidently burninate her in the future when I go back in time to save her from being burninated.

Dramatic irony sucks.

She killed my dad when I was three and dragged me to the Underworld and made me feel worthless growing up because I wasn't a full demon and I was such a disappointment to her and she hated me and was ashamed of me and yes I have issues, thankyouverymuch.

...Brilliant. At least I only kill bad people.

Wow. Sounds like my biological father. Who is now dead. I think having issues is a requirment for here. Also, the ability to brood and Emo.

My real one died when I was a baby, and my surrogate one died in my arms when I was 7! ISSUES!

*cries*

Did you kill her?

*deep breath*

Okay. So she's this totally great woman, right? Single mom, thought I was special before anyone else did?

Turns out I was special. But then I had to leave her behind as a slave, omg.

The next time I saw her, she'd been tortured to death.

This didn't make me very happy.

You wouldn't like me when I'm not very happy.

And thus began my eventually skipping down the Dark Path. Whoops.

Issues? Brooding? Emo? I can do that.

My dad was killed by my mom.
My mom hated me and passed me off to my foster dad.
My foster dad trained me to be a killer, then passed me off to Angelus.
And now Angelus is gone.

I'm an orphan.

At least you don't have to disguise yourself as a girl. For at least seven years. ~~Mun mind does not go somewhere weird and distirbuing, oh no.~~ And at least someone noticed you were born.

Aw, why'd she get tortured to death? Was it your fault?

*pats*

I'm sure if you asked nicely enough Angel would be your Daddy.

*sniffle*

You think?

Technically, I still belong to him. Technically.

Um, not so much, actually. Except in the macro sense of if she had been able to come with me ten years earlier without having her head blown off from the slave necklace, she wouldn't have been captured by the nomadic herders when she was out picking mushrooms or whatever in the morning.

Stupid Jedi senses had been telling me something was wrong. I just couldn't get there fast enough! *cries, kills the men and the women and the children and the puppies and the kitties and EVERYTHING, oops*

~~Drags mind out of gutter.~~

Touch the kitties and die.

This is true. The Source thinks I'm special.

Then again, the Source is going to burninate my ass because I haven't killed my girlfriend.

Or maybe just possess me. I'm not sure which.

As long as they didn't torture my mom, they're okay.

*shifty look*

*drags it back*

*mun goes to collapse in bed and probably have more Bel/Angel dreams*

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