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We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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*Glares* What about the whole 'banned from Turkey' thing?

That was before I was born! And if we hadn't been banned from Turkey, Da would still be stuck in a Turkish prison, so I guess Twitch an' I wouldn't even exist, an' Mum would've had to raise Arsenal an' Rat on her own. That would have sucked.

*sulks* So I guess being banned from Turkey is an okay trade-off.

Okay, how about the rock-star thing? Doesn't that give you any issues?

Only when it causes people with cameras to follow me around and wreck my love life. The bigger problem is when my mum gets all overprotective like. Oh, and I have serious guilt about that time they were kidnapped while I practiced guitar in the attic.

I have brother issues?

Tell us about your brother!

Haven't we been over this? He broke up with this girl, Tiffany, who it turns out was only dating him because she thought my parents would get her a recording deal. And then he ran away from home. Or, well, it would've been runnin' away, except my parents aren't the sort to freak out about that sort of thing.

And then we didn't hear from him for ten years, and my parents got kidnapped, so we went to find him to help get them back, and we had to steal him in a rug. He was working in marketing. He had to be deprogrammed. It was awful and uncanny.

You never mentioned anyone named Tiffany before. I knew all girls with that name were evil.

*pats you and offers cocoa*

Oh! And my other brother told the love of his life to go to school in New York without him, really, it was okay, and then he was miserable for ages before Arsenal made her Claude (who's Twitch's Henry's brother, you see) call Henry and tell him to come back.

... you lost me on the hairpin curve there.

But okay, sibling issues. Wow, I'm glad I'm an only child.

~~Except for how I'm not.~~

I forgot that part. Basically, in conclusion, my brothers are stupid. Especially in matters of love.

~~Funny how that works sometimes, isn't it?~~

*high fives on the brother issues*

Sometimes I think the girls got all the smarts in my family, honestly.

Girls rock.

Heh.

You don't have sisters who are 11, going on 27, with occasional spots of regressing to age six. And then she keeps wanting all the attention that should be mineminemine.

I wish I had a brother.

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