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We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

I heard that he made some moves on his sister. These sorts of things should not be encouraged.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! More sibling issues!

Right. To the priesthood with him!

Definitely. For some Jedi, the life of celibacy should be encouraged.

Just not for me.

Because I am hot. And the Chosen One. And shouldn't have to follow the rules.

Did I mention I was the Chosen One?

And hot?

Tell it to Rory Gilmore. ~~Although I wouldn't mind walking in on the shirtless meditation. Nope.~~

Yeah, yeah, you, Summers, and Potter. You're all Chosen. Red Rover, Red Rover, let the Ones come on over.

Will do. ~~*makes a note to meditate with the door slightly open, oh noes*~~

I'm way more Chosen than they are. Yup.

Hey, I"m a Chosen one too! My Goddess told me so! I even have a shinny rock to proove it! But do you see me telling everyone that? Noooo. I have a destiny...

You should tell people.

Sometimes you get free stuff when they find out. *nods*

Seriously? Really?

How do I get to be a Chosen One? Can I ask you how?

Well, a Goddess told me I was. I kind of seriously wish I wasn't though.

So, if my Daddy's ghost said that I was the only person that could kill my uncle, does that make me a Chosen One too?

Sure! Just don't try to put it on your library card.

*sulks*

I still say it was relevent information.

Normally it involves a prophecy, a deity, or surviving something you shouldn't have. Sometimes a combination of all three.

Around here, you could probably make something up. Say your mom was a half-mermaid sea goddess or something.

~~There are some really stupid prophecies, but I'm pretending they don't exist.~~

Hmmmm. If surviving zombies counted, then the whole school is Chosen. Darnit.

Hey, maybe she was! She's not here to say different!

All I get are stupid people to save.

Hot's not so good for the extremities. Trust me on this. ~~How do you feel about being Mr. Burninated 2004?~~

See, you can totally blame that on Obi-Wan, too! Don't you think before he died he could've found ten seconds to say, "Oh, by the way, Luke, that girl over there? Totally your sister. So lose the impure thoughts, because, ew."

She's got a point. How difficult would that have been? Sheesh.

Nope, not a girl any more.

Don't worry about the twins. I got 'em taken care of. Or will in about 25 years.

*blinks*

But I went to high school with you. That's Not Right.

Is it so surprising that Leia has daddy issues?

Not really.

~~*does not want a Leia next enrollment purely for the brain breakage*~~

Doesn't change the fact that on our own timeline, you're 12 years older than me. And I'm 12 years older than them. Time rifts or something.

And, where I come from, you don't marry one twin without marrying the other too.

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