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We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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Yeah, he stops sounding like a whiny teenager and starts sounding like a total badass. So that's a plus.

But the whole being burnitated kinda sucked.

So another thing to blame Obi-Wan for, really.

*sulks*

Not to mention the removal of all your remaining limbs. That was very not cool of him.

It was uncalled for. All I did was turn evil, accuse him of sleeping with my wife, telling him I hated him and trying my best to kill him.

I don't know why he thought he could leave me on fire and limbless.

If someone loves you, they cut off your head.

At least, that's what Dr. Pierson says.

~~And I've never yet got a decent answer with regards to Immortals and amputation...~~

Seriously. I mean, I was there, ON FIRE and he's all "gotta go now. Have a nice life."

I mean, I didn't even get a chance to threaten to bite his kneecaps off!

Ungrateful bastard.

The polite thing would have been a clean death, I think. Perhaps he was being passive-aggressive and convincing himself that by leaving you on fire and limbless he wasn't *really* killing you?

Yeah. He called humanity.

I call it being an asshole.

*Completely* revenge-driven passive-aggression. zomg.

*I* would've killed you. And I barely know you! Calls himself a Master....

How difficult would a mercy stroke across the neck have been, honestly?

Thank you? I mean, be alive, yay.

But ON FIRE! WTF, OBI-WAN? WTF?

Jackass. Let's go kick him in the shins while you still can.

As soon as I get my new legs, I'm all over it.

Plus, taller!

Ha!

The punishment is clearly out of proportion to the offense. ~~But then we add in the slaughter of the younglings...~~ Really, those Jedi. So violent and impulsive.

That's what I thought. Which is why I go on to inflict punishments clearly out of proportion to the offense on the rest of the galaxy. ~~Yeah. Well. Um. Would you believe Palpatine set that up as a funny Sith hazing ritual?~~

Like the blowing-up-a-planet thing? Don't think you're not getting it for that at the reunion, Mister. ~~But they were so adorable!~~

Yeah, yeah. I know I was totally not the one elected most likely to turn evil and kill everyone, blah, blah, blah.

It's not my fault Angel went off and read to the blind for a living. It's not.

Well, no. That's Marty and Angela and my and Tara's fault. Heh. Best. Prank. Ever!

Still gonna harsh on you at the reunion, but we'll let up if you bring the bantha bell.

Well, the Stormtroopers keep shooting themselves out the airlocks when I come near them with the bell,so I haven't gotten a lot of practice.

But my voice is way better now.

So you're just imitating the models you were raised with? Society and culture have made you unable to react any other way?

~~Tchah. And the destruction of Alderaan was a party trick, hunh?~~

Yup. I'm a product of my environment. Not my fault.

~~Bail Organa was a schmuck, man. Never liked his stupid pretty planet much, either. Overkill? Maybe. Cool to watch? Yup.~~

~~Lucky thing you didn't accidentally blow up your daughter, though. Now she can run off with a scruffy space pirate!~~

~~But I went to high school with him. That's Not Right!~~

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