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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Um, not so much, actually. Except in the macro sense of if she had been able to come with me ten years earlier without having her head blown off from the slave necklace, she wouldn't have been captured by the nomadic herders when she was out picking mushrooms or whatever in the morning.

Stupid Jedi senses had been telling me something was wrong. I just couldn't get there fast enough! *cries, kills the men and the women and the children and the puppies and the kitties and EVERYTHING, oops*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Touch the kitties and die.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

As long as they didn't torture my mom, they're okay.

*shifty look*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

*snuggles her soon to be dead cat*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

But whyyyyyyyy didn't you go back for her sooner? It's not like she moved or something, right?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*shuffles feet*

Shut up. She had moved. Sort of. And it's not like the Jedi were all that excited to have me go back there at all. Or, you know, ever.

It's all Obi-Wan's fault. Yeah. Somehow.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Blinks*

So you have hot Jedi master issues?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everyone?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fair point.

It's the beard. Gives everyone issues.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

And the smirk. Gotta love the smirk.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

And the accent.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I didn't even try to come home when my daddy died. Well, Duke Gareth made me come home for the funeral. And then people where confused about my gender and which twin I was.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Wait, this sounds like Shakespeare. Are you sure you're not named Viola?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

No, but my eyes are. And it was sort of my fault cause I forgot to change back into a girl before the funeral and everyone was looking atme funny cause suddenly there were two boys.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Your eyes are named Viola? Dude, your author is crazy-cakes.

This sounds like a subplot with Jake Gavin. Yeeek.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

...No, my eyes are violet. But my author is crazy-cakes. Half-crow man WTF?

Well, it was sort of my nurses fault. She was supposed to get a dress ready. Or stuff Thom into a dress.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Shakespeare? Who's this Shakespeare guy, and why won't anyone tell me why he's supposed to be famous? And Twelfth Night is my mun's favorite comedy of his. She bought the DVD of the version with Helena Bonham Carter.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Ahh, twins. *nods* Nothing but trouble, I've heard.

Not that I'll be having kids or anything :)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My twin raises my arch-nemesis. From the dead. And steals my power to do it. And then dies at 19. Or possibly 22 because woe, the author can't count.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks*

Huh. My son'll have worse hair than me? But he saves me from my life of dark minion-ness, so I guess I should be grateful.

He's just so annoying.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My author has a good crack supplier. He keeps her happy.

My daughter marries a crow. And then has a kid. While a slave in a far away country. And a spy. All because I was a bad mother. It's not my fault the stupid immortals had to attack when she was six!

[swerval_zero]

Honey, by that time you won't even have hair. And you'll be kind of gross. Sorry.

But the black cape is teh sex, if that helps.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Not the kitties! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/iharthdarth/3729.html#cutid1)

[swerval_zero]

What did I ever do to him?