I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

We need proof of this fact, yes.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Well okay but, gosh, these leather pants are so difficult to undo. Don't suppose a hero-type like yourself could help me with the buttons?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think I could be convinced. Honestly though, buttons? Zippers are much more easier. Or velcro even.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I tried velcro but I could only find that in stripper pants that tore right down the side.

Which, uh, had some kind of disadvantage, I'm sure. I just can't remember it now.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hmm, well I'm sure the velcro wore out eventually as much as you take your pants off.

*g*