http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm
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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
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[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, HEY!!

I'm not little!

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*blows raspberry*


Little was a bad choice of words. Your subtext has officially take over Tokyo

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't stick that tongue out unless you're promising to use it.

Had to. Already took over Europe and got bored.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I never make idle threats. Aren't you busy molesting John in my therapy session though? NOT THAT I AM SAYING THAT I MIND!

This explains it. Angelus is Lostzilla. My life makes sense now.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No wonder I like you, Lis. How many evil types would generously offer a view of teh hot gay sex in your therapy session? Now hang on, I'll see if we can get some fruit involved, and I don't mean Lorne

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that why you like me? Hmmmm. Only you, babycakes. And you can try to lure me into you hot den of sinful, succulent, same-sex sex with tropical fruits all you want but I'll... I won't... is that a mango?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
We need proof of this fact, yes.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well okay but, gosh, these leather pants are so difficult to undo. Don't suppose a hero-type like yourself could help me with the buttons?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I could be convinced. Honestly though, buttons? Zippers are much more easier. Or velcro even.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried velcro but I could only find that in stripper pants that tore right down the side.

Which, uh, had some kind of disadvantage, I'm sure. I just can't remember it now.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, well I'm sure the velcro wore out eventually as much as you take your pants off.

*g*
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