I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*smacks Cally across the face*

DAMN RIGHT BITCH.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*GETS POPCORN AND WATCHES BECAUSE OMGHAWT* *KILLZ OMG*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OH, IS THAT HOW IT'S GONNA BE? *slaps Kara's face as hard as she can*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

WHAT KIND OF GIRLY SHIT IS THAT?

*slams Cally's face down on the floor*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OW, MOTHER FRAKKER! *punches Kara in the bad knee*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yo Crichton, pass the popcorn, man.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*passes popcorn*

We need foam fingers!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

There's just nothing I can say to that that won't come out twenty kinds of wrong.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Did being on Caprica that long place your mind permanently in the gutter?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

No, it was the baseball pr0n.