http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm

I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, IS THAT HOW IT'S GONNA BE? *slaps Kara's face as hard as she can*

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT KIND OF GIRLY SHIT IS THAT?

*slams Cally's face down on the floor*

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
OW, MOTHER FRAKKER! *punches Kara in the bad knee*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo Crichton, pass the popcorn, man.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*passes popcorn*

We need foam fingers!

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There's just nothing I can say to that that won't come out twenty kinds of wrong.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Did being on Caprica that long place your mind permanently in the gutter?

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was the baseball pr0n.