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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

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GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT WAS AN OPTION??????

*facepalm*

*looks innocent*

I'm never going have sex again am I?

Of course not. Because I'm a total gentleman who can't possibly be seduced. Certainly not by a sexy, strong, blonde girl.

Of course not.

Oh look! A distraction!

*hits over back of head and drags onto nearest storage closet*

*sees little cartoon birdies*

*ties up*

*has wicked way with you*

*wishes he could see wicked ways happening past the FRIKKIN' CARTOON BIRDIES!*

~~*snerk*~~

*stabbinates cartoon birdies*

*continues with wicked way having*

*so loves having a girlfriend who knows how to stabinate*

*loves having boyfriend who appreciates stabination ability*

*so will not dork out whenever Callisto goes all strong and violent-like. will likewise never have looks of pride that this is his girlfriend doing that*

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psycho-barbie.livejournal.com - 2006-01-05 07:05 (UTC) - Expand

I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO WHEN YOU HAD ME TALK TO CALLISTO.

YEAH BUT THAT WAS FEELING THE WHOLE THING OUT! LOGAN NEVER TOLD ME I COULD GET SOMEBODY TO DO THE ACTUAL ASKING ON A DATE!

WELL, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO. EVEN I KNOW THIS AND I'M ON BOYFRIEND #1!!!

BUFFY AND I DIDN'T DO THE DATEY THING! WE WENT OUT AND KILLED STUFF! WHICH ADMITTEDLY CALLISTO MIGHT BE INTO BUT THERE'S NOT MANY STAKEABLE VAMPIRES HERE!

DINNER. MOVIE. DO YOU NOT WATCH TELEVISION?

SHE WORKS AT THE MOVIE THEATER!

CARITAS. SPIKE'S. THERE ARE TONS OF PLACES TO GO. PLACE, TAKE HER TO THAT IKEA PLACE THE OTHERS WENT TO THE OTHER DAY. IT IS NOT DIFFICULT.

BUT WHAT IF I HAVE TO TALK?

THAT'S THE POINT.

OR YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT. THOSE ARE GOOD DATES.

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I CAN SKIP THE TALKING IF WE GO RIGHT TO THE PHYSICAL STUFF?

~~WOOT!~~

DON'T SKIP THE TALKING. MAKE AN EFFORT. ~~I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS.~~

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOU PUNCHED.

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOU PUNCHED.

I'M SORRY, HAVE WE MET?

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can_be_more - 2006-01-05 07:11 (UTC) - Expand

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