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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

*facepalm*

*looks innocent*

I'm never going have sex again am I?

Of course not. Because I'm a total gentleman who can't possibly be seduced. Certainly not by a sexy, strong, blonde girl.

Of course not.

Oh look! A distraction!

*hits over back of head and drags onto nearest storage closet*

*sees little cartoon birdies*

*ties up*

*has wicked way with you*

*wishes he could see wicked ways happening past the FRIKKIN' CARTOON BIRDIES!*

~~*snerk*~~

*stabbinates cartoon birdies*

*continues with wicked way having*

*so loves having a girlfriend who knows how to stabinate*

*loves having boyfriend who appreciates stabination ability*

*so will not dork out whenever Callisto goes all strong and violent-like. will likewise never have looks of pride that this is his girlfriend doing that*

*does not find boyfriend's non-dorkiness sweet, this will certainly never result in dorkiness on her part*

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