Because we might as well

[fates_jaye]

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Comments

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Neither of you are actually characters here!

[hottestvampire.livejournal.com]

Oh whateverthefuck. Got a problem? I'll take you on, bitch.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You'd make a hot muskrat.

Oh wait, I'm dead.

*goes back to being dead*

[hottestvampire.livejournal.com]

Hey, so'm I. See the user name? *boyishly charming grin* So hey, wanna make out in the back of my awesome car?

[likethegun]

"Dean! OMG, I've been looking everywhere for you!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Dean!"

[hottestvampire.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you already know what comes after "Oh my GOD" my name!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*points, confusedly*

"He's Dean."

[likethegun]

"Nooo, I'm Sammy!" Sam points back to his brother the vampire, "he's Dean!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory shakes her head.

"Nuh uh. YOU are Dean. Dean *mumbles*-ster. You were my first boyfriend! Don't you remember?"

[hottestvampire.livejournal.com]

"Sammy! I've, uh, been around. Certainly not in any goth bars, drinking blood the nectar of the gods."

[likethegun]

"Yay! I'm so glad I've found you and you're not an evil vampire! And don't call me Sammy!"

[hottestvampire.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, sure, Sammy. ...Damn, I always forget how tall you're getting. You got a neck like a giraffe!" *Totally is not staring at Sammy's neck because whoa, brothercest*

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Oh normals, I'm really shaking in my little blue towel boots here, guys.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Just go back to collating files or whatever the hell it is you're supposed to be doing, trannie.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

I ORGANIZE THE FRIENDING LIST. JEEZUS. Why don't yougo back to completely not getting laid because your girlfriend's more interested in mochas than your pale Russian ass?

And it's TRANSGENIC, you twat.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Helloooooo sailor.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Heeey, I didn't know they were letting angels outta heaven. *griiin*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Well if I'd know you were interested in heavenly bodies, I would have brought Angel along and we could have had a regular old party.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

You can bring anyone you want, gorgeous. There's definitely enough of me to share with any pretty friends who wanna join in.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Oh, Angel will be so pleased. Flexible, but the possessive type, y'know.

[swerval_zero]

YES PLZ.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.

[swerval_zero]

BLUE TOWEL COMES BACK. ALL WILL BE WELL.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Your wish is my command, miss!