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fandomtherapy2006-02-01 01:56 am
flash-serpent.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2006-02-01 01:56 am
OMGWTFMarriage?!?!
WHY do these underworld child bride deals never go smoothly? I mean, jeez, it's not like I'm asking for true love, or even true like. I'm starting to think maybe I'm not evil enough to please these crazy witches. Little help? Cuddle me and tell me how humans woo.
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"Telling them you like them generally helps. You could also remind her that you're at least not trapped in a robot body and won't attempt to harm all of her friends if she doesn't honour the agreement."
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