http://flash-serpent.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-01 01:56 am
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OMGWTFMarriage?!?!

WHY do these underworld child bride deals never go smoothly? I mean, jeez, it's not like I'm asking for true love, or even true like. I'm starting to think maybe I'm not evil enough to please these crazy witches. Little help? Cuddle me and tell me how humans woo.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Dear, most wedding instructions do not include the bride saying, "Grams, this is Lucifer, try not to vanquish him."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Shut your foul mouth! I'm flash! Lucifer is a prat and distinctly un-flash. Grams can vanquish him all she wants. And something tells me crossing Grams isn't the way to woo."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Oh, this is true. Upsetting Grams, no, not a good idea. She's a lovely woman, except where her granddaughters are concerned.

*can see Grams writing a Lucifer Vanquishing potion*

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
"If she's anything like you, my dear, I'd be loathe to cross her."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm all innocence and grace and...stubborness."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
"All wrapped up in a gorgeous, silky soft, sweet smelling...ahem, right. You're a looker was my point."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
"You're quite the flash bastard yourself, Anthony."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're such a corker, Phoebe. I'm the luckiest demon who ever snatched a girl from another demon ever."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You may find that I'm more trouble than I'm worth."

[identity profile] pennyhalliwell.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
"You got that right. I don't care who you are, hurt one of my darling girls and I will vanquish your sorry ass to the Wastelands before you know what hit you."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Hell-lo lovely. You must be the head of this fine family. I have no desire whatsoever to harm any of the girls, my dear. Grace and talent like that can't begin to be touched by the likes of me. Would you like a cup of tea?"

[identity profile] pennyhalliwell.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Tea would be lovely. And tell me, what are your exact intentions towards my granddaughter?"

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Passes her a cuppa, "Why, I just want to see her happy. Honestly, she's free to do what she likes...I have no reason to confine her. And I've been getting her up and to school, despite her protests. Nothing like a good education, right?"
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
*loves on Grams...realizes that she will have to call Grams and Prue and tell them what has happened.*

"I wonder if they make bridal gowns in the colour of Hellfire and Damnation?"

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
sure they do. (http://www.landisbridal.com/images/homepage/landis_bridal_r2_c1.jpg)

[identity profile] ten-and-chips.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, I wonder why you were looking at those.

[identity profile] forlornslayer.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
*dryly*

"Telling them you like them generally helps. You could also remind her that you're at least not trapped in a robot body and won't attempt to harm all of her friends if she doesn't honour the agreement."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello, umn SLAYER! Will you please quit giving him ideas, kthnx."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you keep her away from my son, I'm happy.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'll vanquish you anyway as a gift for the one that is too powerful and great to be stuck with a harpy like you for a womb-donor."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"On second thought, have him. He's pathetic and useless. On the other hand, Crowley deserves better than a good little witch like you. Like, say, a hot demoness."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm thinking you should stay away from my fiance you insipid cow."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Bring it, little bitch...I mean witch. Actually, I mean both."

[identity profile] pennyhalliwell.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't threaten my granddaughter. I will TK you right into the grandfather clock."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd listen to Grams. She doesn't take nothing off nobody."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ladies, ladies...manners. Please. I simply cannot abide a rude bitch with a fould tongue."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Apologies, dearest."
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2006-02-01 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I think everyone should be kept away from your son, unless they're magically flame-retardant.

[identity profile] dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*Humming*

%You're as cuddly as a cactus...%
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You married my sister!!!!!! But but but! I thought I was your favourite! *pouts*
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"But you usually get everyone else! We love each other."

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*considers this a moment* But I wanted a demon! You get all the demon's it's just not fair! I'm the one with the demon bait icon damn it! *sulks*
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
So make me one!

You had Geoff and Sawyer and others...

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah Geoff was nice *goes all dreamy a moment* and I would make you one but I have no graphics software and stole this one from somewhere *cos I'm a bad bad witch!*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/ 2006-02-02 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
*Raised eyebrow* Oh, this is going to end well. I can feel it.

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Susan, my dearest...where have you been? You do know this will be in name only, yes? *puppy eyes*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/ 2006-02-02 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I should have expected that. By the by, your little bride is standing right there.
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