http://flash-serpent.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-01 01:56 am
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OMGWTFMarriage?!?!

WHY do these underworld child bride deals never go smoothly? I mean, jeez, it's not like I'm asking for true love, or even true like. I'm starting to think maybe I'm not evil enough to please these crazy witches. Little help? Cuddle me and tell me how humans woo.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Dear, most wedding instructions do not include the bride saying, "Grams, this is Lucifer, try not to vanquish him."

[identity profile] forlornslayer.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
*dryly*

"Telling them you like them generally helps. You could also remind her that you're at least not trapped in a robot body and won't attempt to harm all of her friends if she doesn't honour the agreement."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you keep her away from my son, I'm happy.

[identity profile] dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*Humming*

%You're as cuddly as a cactus...%

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You married my sister!!!!!! But but but! I thought I was your favourite! *pouts*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/ 2006-02-02 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
*Raised eyebrow* Oh, this is going to end well. I can feel it.
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