http://flash-serpent.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-01 01:56 am
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OMGWTFMarriage?!?!

WHY do these underworld child bride deals never go smoothly? I mean, jeez, it's not like I'm asking for true love, or even true like. I'm starting to think maybe I'm not evil enough to please these crazy witches. Little help? Cuddle me and tell me how humans woo.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'll vanquish you anyway as a gift for the one that is too powerful and great to be stuck with a harpy like you for a womb-donor."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"On second thought, have him. He's pathetic and useless. On the other hand, Crowley deserves better than a good little witch like you. Like, say, a hot demoness."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm thinking you should stay away from my fiance you insipid cow."

[identity profile] elishevara.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Bring it, little bitch...I mean witch. Actually, I mean both."

[identity profile] pennyhalliwell.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't threaten my granddaughter. I will TK you right into the grandfather clock."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd listen to Grams. She doesn't take nothing off nobody."

[identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ladies, ladies...manners. Please. I simply cannot abide a rude bitch with a fould tongue."
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-02-01 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Apologies, dearest."
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