Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

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[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

Everyone has the need to touch my boyfriend.

*tilts head towards room*

;)

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he touched me too... but I don't think he was doing it right. *pouts*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I'll touch you, baby ;)

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, girl-touchy? Mmmmm.....